So, I was reading through some of my old blogs today (oops, did that just tag me as a narcissist?) and one thought was running through my mind: when did I get so effing boring? In other words, when did I start to take myself so seriously? Sheesh. I started this blog with references to Zach Braff’s unfortunate profile and lists of words I love or hate. Now it’s all heavy quotes from heavy books leading to heavy pondering about life. Who am I? Like, seriously, who writes about sun-warmed tomatoes? I have to laugh at myself. Okay, here are some justifications, though – 1) I’ve been going through re-entry (not just from Norway back to the States, but from one lifestyle to a totally different lifestyle) and so I’ve found writing to be a natural and helpful outlet for me. And once I finish a piece, I think, why not throw that up on the ol’ blog? 2) I’m not working so much, and I have a crappy Internet connection at home, so I don’t really have oodles of time to piece together fluffy blogs filled with images and links to Amazon and Wikipedia. 3) I don’t know, I just feel like there needs to be a third. Maybe I’ve become a bit of a snob? Maybe I think my readers have come to expect more from me than valley-girl reviews of movies and TV shows?
So I just wanted you to know that I understand this blog has evolved into a bit of a literary review, philosophical/spiritual journal type of blog. And that’s not all bad…but is there still room on here for current events and confessions of guilty pleasures and celebrity crushes? Or is the only place for that now my status updates on Facebook? Bah.
Okay, here are a few randoms running through my mind that I (generously) put pictures with:
– I read an interview with Jennifer Aniston in Marie Claire where she called Diet Coke her “brown monkey.” Love it! And if Jennifer Aniston, with her amazing yoga body and glowing skin and there-is-NO-WAY-she’s-40 looks, can still be semi-addicted to Diet Coke, I think it’s just fine that I drink it a few times a week. Thanks, Jen!
– Do you think that wearing a hat is ALWAYS making a statement? I read somwhere (poss. Esquire) that it is. My sister gave me a freaking sweet straw fedora for my birthday and I’ve worn it a lot already, always with many compliments and girls being like, “No, seriously, where did you get that, and do you think they’ve already closed for the day?” The hat had its big debut at a friend’s bbq/mini-concert/dance party (yeah, it was fun) on Saturday and was warmly received. But I couldn’t help feeling like that girl the whole time…you know? Plus, I might look cute in a hat but I NEVER look cute when photographed in a hat. Sucko.
– Seriously, are they EVER going to make a Gilmore Girls movie? Because I would totally watch it. Logan, I didn’t forget about your proposal and the house in California with an avocado tree in the yard. If Rory’s still following Obama around, I’ll come hang out. (NERD ALERT)
– …and The Bachelorette. So, SO good. Could you believe the Men Tell All special? Those guys were crazy! Even Chris Harrison was later quoted to say that they came off as “knuckle dragging cavemen.” I fully agree. I also stand by my theory that men are worse gossips than women. The only thing is, they don’t get as hurt when someone talks crap about them. If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound? If a guy talks crap about his friend and said friend doesn’t care, is it still gossip? Oops…I’m wandering too far into pondering mode. Back to The Bachelorette. Who will she choose? I think my vote is for Kiptyn. He’s totally cute and grew on me, but I’m scared that when the going gets tough, he’ll drop out and go back to having tacos at Wahoo’s in San Diego. I love Reid for her, but I think she’ll never be satisfied because he seems to be too much “in her league.” What do you guys think? And would you still love me if I was the new Bachelorette? It would be so fun and you would get so many cute clothes!