So when Zach Braff began to appear in the peripheral of my celebrity awareness, I wasn’t sure how I felt about him. I went to see Garden State when it came out, just like everyone else in my generation. But, unlike everyone in my generation, I did not enjoy it. However, during the movie I found myself confused about whether or not I thought Zach Braff was attractive. I wavered during the entire film, as well as during the few times I’ve suffered through episodes of slap-stick ridden Scrubs. In case you’re saying, “Zach who?” here’s a pic for your reference:
But then, unfortunately, I saw this picture from The Last Kiss:
And I thought, Oh my gosh. That is the worst profile I have ever seen. I mean, I felt bad for the guy. And hey, I’ve got nothing against big noses. That’s not what I’m saying. Anyone who knows me knows that I love a big schnozz on a guy. It’s just the lack of chin…yikes. At least now the jury was in: dear God no, this man is not attractive.
But then, last Saturday night, I saw not-so-cute-but-still-funny-and-lovable Mr. Braff on SNL. Here’s a little clip if you’re interested. And he was SO funny! And then I was all about him. I mean, if he showed up at my doorstep that night and asked me to marry him, I would be like, “I know nothing about you, but God yes!”
I’m a fickle, fickle woman.
Oh my gosh, that profile is going to give me nightmares, I used to think he was cute too, but after seeing that profile I never will again. And, please don’t say yes to marry him, that means I’d have to look at that disgusting profile at Christamas!